The Basement: Archive

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Letters from kids to God.

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Mar 28th

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andthatlittleblackdress: honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

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What Really Goes On...

Computer: Monitor, display this document, OK?
Monitor: No problem, boss.
Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great.  OK, Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, OK?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he pressed control and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh God, here we go.
Computer: *sighs* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer.  I know you're there.
Printer: No!  I'm not here!  Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus.  OK, look, you really ne--
Mouse: Sir, he's clicked the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print twice.
Printer: NO! NO! NO!  I don't want to!  I hate you!  I hate printing!  I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off.  Just print the document and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: NO!  That's what you always say!  I hate you!  I'm out of ink!
Computer: You're not out of in--
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sighs* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen--
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes, sir.
Keyboard: AHHH!  He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm, he'll stop soon.  Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything.  Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER!  Are you happy now?!  Do you see what you've done?!
Printer: HA!  That's what you get for trying to get me to do work.  Next time he-hey-HEY!  He's trying to open me!  HELP!  HELP!  Oh my god!  He's torn out my cartridge!  HELP!  Please!  ERROR!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should help him?
Computer: No.  He did this to himself.

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Watch

get-a-fucking-pen: everybody-needs-a-thneed: balthazars-wings: prostheticknowledge: What happens when a tree branch falls onto a powerline? Answer: Dramatic Annihilation Only 17 seconds long - stick to the end. oh my god what just happened i o___O Always wondered how that worked..

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