December 2011
66 posts
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Dec 30th
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everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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why aren’t my torrents downloading why why wtf
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Today at the movies
Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
Ticket Seller: I don't-
Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: Sir I-
Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: That-
Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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I really fucking love potatoes.
meowington5: Honestly, look at these versatile mother fuckers. They can be Hot Cold Healthy Unhealthy Simple Fancy Eaten on the go Ugh. Potato appreciation post. BLESS
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Besa traseros.
Besa traseros. Besa. Traseros. The spanish phrase for ‘kiss my ass’. BESA TRASEROS, SAY IT LOOOL
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
65 notes
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I wanna hurry home to you Put on a slow, dumb show for you And crack you up
Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Kicking it with your friend Marvin:
jedibusiness: dopernose: Expectations: Reality: Marvin happens to be the same actor who voices Samurai Jack :)
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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How nice,
My neighbors got a kareoke machine. …fuck.
Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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FUCK
I waited until the exam week was over so I could play Skyrim all day and guess what, MY LAPTOP DOESN’T HAVE THE REQUIREMENTS. So I can’t play. FUCK THAT
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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