December 2011
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everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
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why aren’t my torrents downloading
why
why
wtf
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
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Today at the movies
Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
Ticket Seller: I don't-
Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: Sir I-
Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: That-
Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
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I really fucking love potatoes.
meowington5:
Honestly, look at these versatile mother fuckers.
They can be
Hot
Cold
Healthy
Unhealthy
Simple
Fancy
Eaten on the go
Ugh. Potato appreciation post.
BLESS
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Besa traseros.
Besa traseros.
Besa. Traseros.
The spanish phrase for ‘kiss my ass’.
BESA TRASEROS, SAY IT LOOOL
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I wanna hurry home to you
Put on a slow, dumb show for you
And crack you up
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Kicking it with your friend Marvin:
jedibusiness:
dopernose:
Expectations:
Reality:
Marvin happens to be the same actor who voices Samurai Jack :)
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How nice,
My neighbors got a kareoke machine.
…fuck.
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FUCK
I waited until the exam week was over so I could play Skyrim all day and guess what, MY LAPTOP DOESN’T HAVE THE REQUIREMENTS. So I can’t play. FUCK THAT
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